Run around in circles

It was such fun when we were just tots

Now that we're older

We know the pain of circles

And opt for the rectangular, instead

HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE LOOK LIKE A JERK ON XANGA:

Step One: Write a generic entry that is sure to get some comments. EX: "So today I went downtown and there was this annoying woman downtown. I looked closer and it turns out it's someone who used to make my life miserable. I wanted to punch her so badly, but I didn't. Should I have hit her?"

Step Two: Wait for a comment to be posted that can be used. EX: "Yeah! You should have hit her in the face! LOL!"

Step Three: Edit the entry and keep the comments. EX: Entry: "My grandmother is going to die any day now. Today, we went to see her and it was so sad knowing that there was nothing I could do for her. What do you say to someone in that condition?"    Comment: "Yeah! You should have hit her in the face! LOL!"

Congratulations! You've made someone look like a jerk!

So...How about them current events?

They sure are happening as we speak.

Happy birthday to me!

By now, I have been walking this Earth for 20 years. Two decades. How about that, folks?

Thoughts:

At what point does life truly start? When you're born? When you move out? When you accomplish something?

How many August birthdays are the result of Thanksgiving buggery? Same goes for September and Christmas/New Years.

Who's gonna call me? Getting phone calls on my birthday is one of my most favorite things.

Who's gonna spank me?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!